Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,280thMost Secular: 3,853rdMost Influential: 4,962nd
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
We were, we are, we will be
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Crialdenna

Population900 million

CurrencyPound
AnimalTurtle

The Free Land of Crialdenna is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 900 million Crialdennans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Crialdennan economy, worth 18.9 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 20,976 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Crialdenna will pay them to stop, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crialdenna's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Crialdenna is ranked 53,853rd in the world and 131st in Refugia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 112.38 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,280thMost Secular: 3,853rdMost Influential: 4,962ndMost Pacifist: 5,999thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,627thSafest: 8,918thBest Weather: 11,429thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,060thNicest Citizens: 12,578thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,106thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 14,330thMost Income Equality: 14,812thLowest Crime Rates: 18,001stMost Inclusive: 18,174thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,724thHealthiest Citizens: 21,621stSmartest Citizens: 23,530th
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Most Secular: 11th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crialdenna, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Crialdenna, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in Crialdenna, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Crialdenna will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Crialdenna, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Crialdenna was endorsed by The Colony of Itdepends.
  • : Following new legislation in Crialdenna, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Crialdenna, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Crialdenna, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Crialdenna, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Crialdenna, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.

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