Most Compassionate Citizens: 412thNicest Citizens: 452ndMost Inclusive: 517th
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Cream thy Rabbit

Population5.163 billion

CapitalCreamzia
LeaderCreamlia Firewaterwolf
FaithChurch of Pizza

CurrencyGold Ring
AnimalWolf

The Mystical Special Nation of Cream thy Rabbit is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Creamlia Firewaterwolf with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.163 billion Creams are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Creamzia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Creaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion Gold Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 247,887 Gold Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cream thy Rabbit's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.

Cream thy Rabbit is ranked 101,144th in the world and 23rd in Green Hills for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,320.37 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 412thNicest Citizens: 452ndMost Inclusive: 517thMost Pacifist: 560thLargest Welfare Programs: 782ndHighest Food Quality: 783rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 902ndBest Weather: 917thHighest Average Tax Rates: 978thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 983rdMost Developed: 1,022ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,058thSafest: 1,074thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,090thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,141stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,142ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,152ndLargest Governments: 1,182ndMost Secular: 1,202ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,287thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,347thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,348thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,373rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,405thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,436thMost Efficient Economies: 1,650thMost Cultured: 1,707thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,334thSmartest Citizens: 2,440thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,877thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,464thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,722ndRudest Citizens: 3,988thLowest Crime Rates: 4,087thHighest Average Incomes: 4,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,803rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,807thHighest Economic Output: 16,390thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,521st
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cream thy Rabbit, gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so".
  • : Following new legislation in Cream thy Rabbit, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream thy Rabbit, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream thy Rabbit, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream thy Rabbit, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream thy Rabbit, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream thy Rabbit, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream thy Rabbit, only Creamlia Firewaterwolf's friends count in the eyes of the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream thy Rabbit, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Creamzia Wolves' triumph against long odds.
  • : Following new legislation in Cream thy Rabbit, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.

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