The Tempestuous Principality of Crazy Waters is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.761 billion Crazy Watersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crazy Watersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion Teddies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,339 Teddies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.

Crazy Waters is ranked 119,959^th in the world and 2,982^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,706.76 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.