Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,016thMost Influential: 1,502ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,294th
The Tempestuous Principality of
Democratic Socialists
Chase the wave, ride the Ankylosauras.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Crazy Waters

Population13.761 billion

LeaderGrand Rider of the Ankylosauras


The Tempestuous Principality of Crazy Waters is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.761 billion Crazy Watersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crazy Watersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion Teddies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,339 Teddies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.

Crazy Waters is ranked 119,959th in the world and 2,982nd in the West Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,706.76 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,016thMost Influential: 1,502ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,294thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,848thBest Weather: 3,165thSafest: 4,441stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,611thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,424thMost Pacifist: 5,982ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,129thNicest Citizens: 7,049thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,093rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,062ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,547thHighest Food Quality: 8,578thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,802ndMost Rebellious Youth: 10,147thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,535thMost Inclusive: 10,801stMost Cultured: 11,516thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,392ndSmartest Citizens: 12,535thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,466thHighest Economic Output: 13,476thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,691stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,822ndLargest Populations: 23,113thLowest Crime Rates: 23,255thMost Stationary: 23,550th
Most Influential: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionBest Weather: 54th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 55th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionSafest: 97th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 98th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Pacifist: 146th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 149th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionNicest Citizens: 162nd in the regionLargest Populations: 164th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 167th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 167th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 172nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 180th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 186th in the regionMost Cultured: 210th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 223rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Stationary: 239th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 245th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 251st in the regionMost Inclusive: 255th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 300th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 314th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 410th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 424th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 504th in the regionLargest Governments: 515th in the regionMost Developed: 579th in the regionLargest Black Market: 678th in the region

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