The Queen's State of Cr is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.919 billion Crians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Crian economy, worth 801 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 40,231 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,524 per year while the poor average 2,161, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cr's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cr is ranked 288,502^nd in the world and 306^th in Omega Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.52 law-abiding acts per hour.