Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,976thMost Primitive: 3,421stMost Authoritarian: 9,616th
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Superpower
Henchman #1
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Couthess Simpy

Population3.666 billion

CapitalSimp City
LeaderGrand Wizard
FaithSimpism

Currencysimpolean
Animalgimp

The Federation of Couthess Simpy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Wizard with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.666 billion Widdle Simps are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Simp City. The average income tax rate is 47.4%.

The strong Widdle Simp economy, worth 305 trillion simpoleans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,271 simpoleans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, and the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Couthess Simpy's national animal is the gimp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Simpism.

Couthess Simpy is ranked 75,020th in the world and 1st in The Crown Lands for Most Stationary, with 627.81294542168 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,976thMost Primitive: 3,421stMost Authoritarian: 9,616thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,315thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,352ndMost Devout: 12,750thTop
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Most Conservative: 15,391stLargest Mining Sector: 17,801stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,948thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,131stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,144thMost Patriotic: 25,732ndLargest Black Market: 26,823rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,671st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Couthess Simpy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Couthess Simpy, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • : Following new legislation in Couthess Simpy, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Couthess Simpy's influence in The Crown Lands fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Couthess Simpy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Couthess Simpy, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
  • : Following new legislation in Couthess Simpy, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Couthess Simpy, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.
  • : Couthess Simpy's influence in The Crown Lands fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Couthess Simpy's influence in The Crown Lands fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".

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