The Revolutionary Vanguard of Cosmosplosion is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The National Worker Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.176 billion Novians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quantum. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cosmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,836 trillion Supernovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,353 Supernovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cosmosplosion's national animal is the Gamma Ray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cosmosplosion is ranked 6,089^th in the world and 14^th in Thaecia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.81 law-abiding acts per hour.