The Kingdom of Cosamaloapan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Daniel Mata with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.013 billion Cosamaloapanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cosamaloapan of Carpio. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cosamaloapanian economy, worth 301 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,560 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Secret police deal with secret crimes, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, they say that Cosamaloapanians made a dessert and called it peace, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cosamaloapan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Cosamaloapan is ranked 9,786^th in the world and 497^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 94.64 Atheism Rate.