Most Cheerful Citizens: 46thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72ndNicest Citizens: 188th
The Democratic States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Mew! =^_^=
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Corsetopia

Population39.3 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderJenna
FaithAsatru

CurrencyMook
AnimalTiger

The Democratic States of Corsetopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jenna with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 39.3 billion Corsetopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corsetopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,151 trillion Mooks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 258,300 Mooks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Jenna in ermine and velvet garb, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corsetopia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Asatru.

Corsetopia is ranked 257,868th in the world and 7,305th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -33.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 46thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72ndNicest Citizens: 188thHealthiest Citizens: 203rdBest Weather: 207thLongest Average Lifespans: 318thMost Stationary: 453rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 533rdMost Rebellious Youth: 566thHighest Economic Output: 605thLargest Gambling Industry: 633rdMost Pacifist: 664thLargest Populations: 830thMost Efficient Economies: 987thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,359thHighest Food Quality: 1,371stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,434thLowest Crime Rates: 1,764thMost Devout: 1,785thMost Cultured: 2,143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,407thMost Inclusive: 2,482ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,495thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,975thHighest Average Incomes: 3,564thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,983rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,208thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,150thMost Developed: 9,121stLargest Governments: 9,874thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,770thSmartest Citizens: 11,315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,834thMost Influential: 12,843rdTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18,019thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,271stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,991stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,988thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,065thMost Income Equality: 22,140thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,048th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 61st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 157th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 165th in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 192nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 208th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 251st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 255th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 335th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 337th in the regionMost Influential: 348th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 407th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 423rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 428th in the regionLargest Black Market: 431st in the regionNudest: 664th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 704th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Jenna in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, war is made in the name of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Valhalla.

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