The Grand Duchy of Corsarios is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grão Duke Edward Lemark I with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.151 billion Corsarienses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Real. The average income tax rate is 61.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Corsariense economy, worth 149 trillion Franco corsas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,882 Franco corsas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corsarios's national animal is the Ararinha azul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corsarios is ranked 23,928^th in the world and 313^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,011.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.