The Republic of Corcaw is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.654 billion Corcawians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corcaw City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Corcawian economy, worth a remarkable 3,085 trillion Tollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 197,109 Tollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign despots proudly bandstand on Corcawian airwaves, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime is totally unknown. Corcaw's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Corcaw is ranked 88,839th in the world and 4,227th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 67.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Corcaw, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in
Corcaw, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in
Corcaw, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in
Corcaw, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Corcawian airwaves.
- : Following new legislation in
Corcaw, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Following new legislation in
Corcaw, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
- : Following new legislation in
Corcaw, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in
Corcaw, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in
Corcaw, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
- : Following new legislation in
Corcaw, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.