The Kingdom of Corcaigh Mor is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.685 billion Goidels are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Corcaigh Morian economy, worth 257 trillion Pingíns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 33,531 Pingíns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace, and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Corcaigh Mor's national animal is the Stag, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Corcaigh Mor is ranked 160,423^rd in the world and 96^th in Arkonos for Smartest Citizens, with 26.04 quips per hour.