Population | 6.261 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Cooper Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.261 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Cooper Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,822 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 291,104 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and the leaders of Cooper Dragonia are given the nod by their predecessors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cooper Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cooper Dragonia is ranked 41,994th in the world and 130th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,051.13014672072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, the leaders of Cooper Dragonia are given the nod by their predecessors.
- : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
- : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Cooper Dragonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 5% for Most Conservative and Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
- : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, gun ownership is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, Valkyrias are considered a delicacy.
- : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.