Most Patriotic: 644thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 863rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 949th
The Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Glory to dragonkind
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cooper Dragonia

Population6.261 billion

CurrencyDragon Coins
AnimalValkyria

The Queendom of Cooper Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.261 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cooper Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,822 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 291,104 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and the leaders of Cooper Dragonia are given the nod by their predecessors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cooper Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cooper Dragonia is ranked 41,994th in the world and 130th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,051.13014672072 days.

Top
1%
Most Patriotic: 644thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 863rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 949thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,103rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,721stMost Armed: 2,331stTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 3,144thHighest Average Incomes: 3,196thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,793rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,355thMost Devout: 4,761stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,906thHealthiest Citizens: 5,082ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,455thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,608thLargest Mining Sector: 5,753rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,568thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,991stMost Efficient Economies: 7,502ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,761stLowest Crime Rates: 8,708thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,270thLargest Governments: 11,519thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,893rdSmartest Citizens: 12,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,005thMost Conservative: 13,702ndHighest Economic Output: 14,062ndMost Authoritarian: 14,552ndTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,072ndBest Weather: 16,979thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,543rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,006thMost Influential: 25,800thMost Developed: 26,270thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,802nd
Top
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, the leaders of Cooper Dragonia are given the nod by their predecessors.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Cooper Dragonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 5% for Most Conservative and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, Valkyrias are considered a delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Dragonia, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.

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