Rudest Citizens: 204thLargest Retail Industry: 250thMost Secular: 288th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
To dare it is to do
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Coolibeer

Population12.478 billion

Currencydolar
Animalhiena

The Republic of Coolibeer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.478 billion Coolibeerians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Coolibeerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,733 trillion dolars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 379,387 dolars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,379,402 per year while the poor average 74,241, a ratio of 18.6 to 1.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and economics is a shrinking field. Crime is totally unknown. Coolibeer's national animal is the hiena, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coolibeer is ranked 1,921st in the world and 68th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 27,767.48 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 204thLargest Retail Industry: 250thMost Secular: 288thHighest Disposable Incomes: 391stMost Efficient Economies: 422ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,046thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,129thHighest Average Incomes: 1,145thMost Cultured: 1,157thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,226thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,277thSmartest Citizens: 1,332ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,337thHighest Food Quality: 1,424thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,602ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,616thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,921stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,981stMost Developed: 2,018thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,059thBest Weather: 2,093rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,486thLargest Governments: 2,501stTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,598thHighest Economic Output: 2,811thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,957thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,979thHealthiest Citizens: 3,076thMost Inclusive: 3,144thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,451stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,698thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,544thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,171stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,218thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,392ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,399thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,508thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,477thLargest Black Market: 18,979thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,753rdHighest Poor Incomes: 21,890thMost Influential: 24,893rd
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Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 67th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 68th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 82nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 94th in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 125th in the regionMost Inclusive: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 138th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 150th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 164th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 227th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 300th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 319th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 367th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 369th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 390th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 406th in the regionMost Stationary: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 448th in the regionMost Influential: 525th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 571st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 592nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 640th in the regionMost Politically Free: 640th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, economics is a shrinking field.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Coolibeer City.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, spies caught in Coolibeer are never heard from again.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.

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