The Holy Theocracy of Continentis Septentrionalis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar Pius with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.843 billion Septentrionalisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centrum mundi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Septentrional economy, worth a remarkable 1,603 trillion NSVS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 331,152 NSVS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,503,672 per year while the poor average 44,666, a ratio of 33.7 to 1.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, foreign leaders who don't applaud Caesar Pius's speeches are regarded as enemies of Continentis Septentrionalis, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Continentis Septentrionalis's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Norse Christianity.

Continentis Septentrionalis is ranked 5,435^th in the world and 1^st in nya Skandinavien for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.54 law-abiding acts per hour.