The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Consuela de la Morrela with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 5.156 billion Mexicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Consuela Cleaning Services. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient hard-working economy, worth 632 trillion Lemon Pledges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,736 Lemon Pledges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Consuela Cleaning Services for fear of causing a fuss, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, socialism gives everyone a share of the economy's growing carbon footprint, and autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consuela de la Morrela's national animal is the Mojado, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UղOʀtҺodox Christianity.

Consuela de la Morrela is ranked 278,202^nd in the world and 76^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.42 on the Bus Surprisal Index.