The Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.601 billion Poles enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,308 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Qui-Gon Jinn's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Polish lands, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 217,204^th in the world and 8,569^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.37 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.