Most Armed: 6,505thLargest Retail Industry: 16,805thFattest Citizens: 20,568th
The Empire of
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Purpleness Upon All
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Conquered By Purple 13

Population2.636 billion


The Empire of Conquered By Purple 13 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed population of 2.636 billion Conquered By Purple 13ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Conquered By Purple 13ian economy, worth 123 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,935 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, patriots insist that size does matter, and territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conquered By Purple 13's national animal is the Purple, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Conquered By Purple 13 is ranked 231,296th in the world and 5,520th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 6,505thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 16,805thFattest Citizens: 20,568thMost Rebellious Youth: 24,116th
Most Armed: 293rd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 538th in the region

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