Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 629thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,095th
The Always Happy People of
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Communist Winnipeg

Population29.026 billion

CapitalSuffragette City
LeaderJoe Zuken

CurrencyZuken
Animalred bear

The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.026 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 4,610 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,842 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Communist Winnipeg, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 10,592nd in the world and 2nd in Manitoba for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 29.69 Bank.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 629thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,184thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,352ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,917thLargest Governments: 2,137thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,155thHighest Economic Output: 2,271stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,457thLargest Populations: 2,594thMost Developed: 3,147thLowest Crime Rates: 3,446thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,922ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,989thSafest: 4,025thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,334thMost Cultured: 4,542ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,561stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,868thSmartest Citizens: 4,909thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,220thMost Influential: 7,503rdNicest Citizens: 7,584thHealthiest Citizens: 7,709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,110thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,526thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,592ndMost Inclusive: 11,062ndBest Weather: 11,279thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,076thMost Income Equality: 12,439thMost Stationary: 13,399thMost Secular: 15,606thMost Efficient Economies: 18,885thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,520thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,027th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Communist Winnipeg lodged a message on the Manitoba Regional Message Board.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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