Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,011thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,420th
The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Communist Winnipeg

Population36.006 billion

CapitalSuffragette City
LeaderJoe Zuken

CurrencyZuken
Animalred bear

The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 36.006 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 5,723 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,964 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 9,074th in the world and 2nd in Manitoba for Most Stationary, with 2,515.84159819368 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,011thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,420thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,810thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,085thLargest Populations: 2,320thHighest Economic Output: 2,605thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,613thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,665thLargest Governments: 2,909thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,741stMost Developed: 3,906thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,158thLowest Crime Rates: 4,578thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,816thSafest: 4,852ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,304thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,644thMost Cultured: 5,665thSmartest Citizens: 5,776thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,435thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,506thMost Influential: 6,585thNicest Citizens: 8,918thMost Stationary: 9,074thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,193rdHighest Food Quality: 9,339thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,925thHealthiest Citizens: 10,417thBest Weather: 12,551stMost Inclusive: 12,946thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,112thMost Income Equality: 15,537thMost Secular: 16,695thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,751stMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,118thHighest Average Incomes: 19,140thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,637thMost Pacifist: 27,182nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.

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