The Protectorate of Communist Czechin is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.114 billion Czechinan Communists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Communist Czechinian economy, worth 132 trillion working class tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 25,970 working class tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Czechin's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Communist Czechin is ranked 46,948^th in the world and 2,032^nd in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,030.58 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.