Lowest Crime Rates: 635thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,186thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,417th
The United Republics of
Authoritarian Democracy
We are the badgers, fear us.
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Communist Badgers

Population8.405 billion

CapitalBadger Central
LeaderDmitry Onosov

CurrencyBadger Ruble
AnimalBadger

The United Republics of Communist Badgers is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dmitry Onosov with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.405 billion Communist Badgers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badger Central. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Badgerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,222 trillion Badger Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 264,407 Badger Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Communist Badgers any less frightened, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Badgers's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Badgers is ranked 200,643rd in the world and 4,165th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 46.75692840888 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 635thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,186thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,417thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,480thMost Developed: 1,488thLargest Governments: 1,574thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,609thMost Patriotic: 1,628thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,683rdSmartest Citizens: 1,945thHealthiest Citizens: 1,949thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,172ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,209thMost Secular: 2,236thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,946thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,276thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,243rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,346thHighest Average Incomes: 4,416thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,968thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,028thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,018thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,101stMost Efficient Economies: 7,646thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,838thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,806thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,978thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,548thMost Income Equality: 10,000thHighest Economic Output: 10,707thHighest Food Quality: 13,905thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,486thBest Weather: 18,149thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,112thMost Cultured: 21,566thSafest: 23,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 25,502ndMost Authoritarian: 27,961st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 48th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 57th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionMost Secular: 81st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 100th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 135th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 150th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 158th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 162nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 186th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 190th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 215th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 259th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 264th in the regionMost Income Equality: 279th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 318th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 358th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 393rd in the regionBest Weather: 437th in the regionMost Cultured: 490th in the regionSafest: 554th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 657th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Communist Badgers any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.

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