Most Secular: 1,735th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,818th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,145th
The Supreme Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We are the badgers, fear us.
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Communist Badgers

Population1.442 billion

CapitalBadger Central
LeaderYuri Ivanovich

CurrencyBadger Ruble
AnimalBadger

The Supreme Nation of Communist Badgers is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Yuri Ivanovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.442 billion Communist Badgersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badger Central. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Badgersian economy, worth 219 trillion Badger Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 152,380 Badger Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Badgers's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Badgers is ranked 72,622nd in the world and 12th in The Earth Empire for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,058.55 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Secular: 1,735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,818thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,145thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,152ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,344thLowest Crime Rates: 4,771stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,384thMost Authoritarian: 6,861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,949thLargest Governments: 8,101stTop
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Most Developed: 9,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,132ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,189thHealthiest Citizens: 9,855thSmartest Citizens: 10,784thHighest Average Incomes: 12,191stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,373rdMost Conservative: 14,994thMost Income Equality: 15,596thMost Extreme: 15,991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,400th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Communist Badgers lodged a message on the The Earth Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, school history books often refer to Yuri Ivanovich as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Communist Badgers's influence in The Earth Empire rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.

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