Population | 8.405 billion |
Capital | Badger Central |
Leader | Dmitry Onosov |
Currency | Badger Ruble |
Animal | Badger |
The United Republics of Communist Badgers is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dmitry Onosov with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.405 billion Communist Badgers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badger Central. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Communist Badgerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,222 trillion Badger Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 264,407 Badger Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Communist Badgers any less frightened, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Badgers's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Communist Badgers is ranked 200,643rd in the world and 4,165th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 46.75692840888 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Communist Badgers any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Badgers, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.