Population | 23.617 billion |
Capital | Fontonia |
Leader | Fontius Maximus |
Faith | Catholic Church |
Currency | sequin |
Animal | leopard |
The Absolute Monarchy of Comicsansia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fontius Maximus with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 23.617 billion Comicsansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fontonia. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Comicsansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,090 trillion sequins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 88,523 sequins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and children are sent to either religious or secular schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comicsansia's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Church.
Comicsansia is ranked 108,321st in the world and 43rd in Catholic for Most Stationary, with 372.29398395392 days.
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- : Comicsansia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Comicsansia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Comicsansia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Comicsansia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Comicsansia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Comicsansia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Comicsansia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Comicsansia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Comicsansia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Comicsansia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.