Largest Manufacturing Sector: 228thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 279thHighest Average Incomes: 320th
The United Viking Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mæskjýå, Yèrāak, Åłèerä, Håđdrânđù, Vørkåsjýò!
Emperor Sigtrýggr Skjýörhåll II
Influence
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
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Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Colonla

Population6.389 billion

CapitalSkjýåralðfjörd
LeaderEmperor Sigtrýggr Skjýörhåll II
FaithYjørröngjyeism

CurrencySkjöll
AnimalWoolly Mammoth

The United Viking Empire of Colonla is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Sigtrýggr Skjýörhåll II with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.389 billion Colonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skjýåralðfjörd. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,438 trillion Skjölls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 538,233 Skjölls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,942,869 per year while the poor average 106,516, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

The nation leads the Rejected Realms in per capita stalking, war criminals are given full state funerals, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonla's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yjørröngjyeism.

Colonla is ranked 177,332nd in the world and 3,567th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 84.2260572064 days.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 228thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 279thHighest Average Incomes: 320thMost Patriotic: 341stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 621stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 691stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 740thLargest Mining Sector: 766thLargest Insurance Industry: 789thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 794thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 800thLargest Agricultural Sector: 851stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 912thMost Armed: 932ndLargest Black Market: 989thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,083rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,131stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,225thMost Efficient Economies: 1,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,651stLargest Governments: 1,674thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,858thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,130thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,269thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,302ndMost Developed: 2,309thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,494thSmartest Citizens: 2,841stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,975thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,029thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,199thMost Secular: 3,893rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,894thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,534thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,549thHealthiest Citizens: 5,262ndHighest Economic Output: 5,967thMost Influential: 6,470thMost Conservative: 9,539thMost Cultured: 9,856thMost Authoritarian: 12,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,245thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,894thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,533rdLargest Welfare Programs: 22,426th
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Most Patriotic: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 74th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 92nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 94th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 108th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 118th in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionMost Secular: 119th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 165th in the regionMost Cultured: 233rd in the regionMost Conservative: 292nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 350th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 367th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 389th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 395th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 515th in the regionRudest Citizens: 546th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 598th in the region

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