Population | 6.389 billion |
Capital | Skjýåralðfjörd |
Leader | Emperor Sigtrýggr Skjýörhåll II |
Faith | Yjørröngjyeism |
Currency | Skjöll |
Animal | Woolly Mammoth |
The United Viking Empire of Colonla is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Sigtrýggr Skjýörhåll II with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.389 billion Colonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skjýåralðfjörd. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Colonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,438 trillion Skjölls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 538,233 Skjölls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,942,869 per year while the poor average 106,516, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.
The nation leads the Rejected Realms in per capita stalking, war criminals are given full state funerals, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonla's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yjørröngjyeism.
Colonla is ranked 177,332nd in the world and 3,567th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 84.2260572064 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Colonla, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
- : Colonla endorsed The Holy Empire of Neo-Hermitius.
- : Colonla was endorsed by The Flawless Wings of Yatagarasu of Angevin-Romanov Crimea.
- : Colonla lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Colonla endorsed The Flawless Wings of Yatagarasu of Angevin-Romanov Crimea.
- : Colonla lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Colonla lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Colonla lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Colonla, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
- : Following new legislation in Colonla, war criminals are given full state funerals.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 40 » Europeasia, Nation6, Ipotehm, Arctic Lands, Elaribel, New Mcdonald, New Anarchisticstan, Falangist Quebec, Moloto Japan, East Owenistan, Skedia, The Dark Aether, Andromeda Islands, Chocolatistan, Murak, Three Galaxies, Ignormus, XW5RULEZ, Orcuo, Angbhand, TorNaGul, Crity Tria, The Zombay, Buretes, Lederland, Empire of Lettuce, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Of the drug addicts, Trade of Lemon, Cyvin, Federated Ugasque Countries, Terrae, Lupophobia, Honshu Government, New French Nation, Kreigsnasio, Land of bird, Osterreich-Deutschland, and Angevin-Romanov Crimea.