Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd Largest Publishing Industry: 25th Most Cultured: 71st
The Grand State of
Democratic Socialists
Death To All Not Of Macfora
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Colonino

Population28.628 billion

CapitalKlamath Falls
LeaderCrispin Knightslayer
FaithSikhism

Currencybouillon
Animalblack tale deer

The Grand State of Colonino is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Crispin Knightslayer with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.628 billion Coloninoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klamath Falls. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Coloninoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,996 trillion bouillons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 349,202 bouillons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Coloninoan politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Colonino's national animal is the black tale deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sikhism.

Colonino is ranked 169,532nd in the world and 2nd in Macfora Forever for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -31.17 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rdLargest Publishing Industry: 25thMost Cultured: 71stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 107thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 160thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 180thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 205thHighest Economic Output: 310thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 315thMost Developed: 320thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 345thHighest Disposable Incomes: 357thMost Stationary: 361stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 366thSafest: 368thLongest Average Lifespans: 384thBest Weather: 433rdHealthiest Citizens: 524thSmartest Citizens: 826thLeast Corrupt Governments: 862ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 896thHighest Average Incomes: 915thLargest Retail Industry: 1,091stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,106thRudest Citizens: 1,128thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,375thMost Efficient Economies: 1,660thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,869thLargest Governments: 3,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,912thMost Armed: 4,384thMost Influential: 5,099thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,975thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,574thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,852ndLargest Black Market: 8,032ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,820thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,740thNudest: 16,963rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Coloninoan politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Coloninoan democracy.

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