Most Influential: 775thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,338thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,234th
The United Socialist States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Preserving traditional values while making more money
Czar Alekzandr
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.505 billion

CapitalNew Coloamerica City
LeaderCzar Alekzandr
FaithHoly Coloamerican Catholicism

CurrencyUnited Socialist Dollar
AnimalThe Filthy Bourgeoisie

The United Socialist States of Coloamerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Czar Alekzandr with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18.505 billion Coloamericans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coloamerica City. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Coloamerican economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion United Socialist Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,429 United Socialist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coloamerica's national animal is the The Filthy Bourgeoisie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Coloamerican Catholicism.

Coloamerica is ranked 266,952nd in the world and 976th in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.21 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 775thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,338thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,234thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,674thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,807thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,078thBest Weather: 10,445thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,814thTop
Largest Populations: 14,192ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,887thLargest Black Market: 15,176thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,724thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,799thHighest Economic Output: 17,530thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,550thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,735thMost Stationary: 23,588thMost Cultured: 26,676thMost Developed: 27,022ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,051st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 68th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionMost Stationary: 89th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 93rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 102nd in the region

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