|Capital||New Coloamerica City|
|Faith||Holy Coloamerican Catholicism|
|Currency||United Socialist Dollar|
|Animal||The Filthy Bourgeoisie|
The United Socialist States of Coloamerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Czar Alekzandr with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18.505 billion Coloamericans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coloamerica City. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Coloamerican economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion United Socialist Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,429 United Socialist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coloamerica's national animal is the The Filthy Bourgeoisie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Coloamerican Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Utopian Tomorrowland.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Republic of Bruhland.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Islamic People's Republic of Turkesbenizstan.
- : Coloamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Developed.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Construction Zone of Land of Bobtopia.
- : Coloamerica lost the endorsement of The Construction Zone of Land of Bobtopia.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Socialist Empire of Tsiamuns Velleniouss.
- : Coloamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Youngling of Baobab-Bumbaria.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Republic of Northeastern Italian.
Endorsements Received: 68 » Eloscape, Pirataria, Le Libertia, Raghallaigh, Mancheseva City, Free Rosabell, Arvigiel, Polgaria, Dat Countreh, Brickfield, Acapais, Lethen, Emastalia, Gabingston, Akeland, Caffeinated, Poquaoi, Kingdom of Stargard, West Wirral, Katkasistan, P0ptr0pica, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, The Lost Men, Deliber, Tital Mania, Geektopia, Greatnessity City, The Zombay, United-Marrshmallows, Paulotzia, Estingberg, Almendron, Ganud, Turpotia, Astrellan, Gemeinschaftsland, Stefoland, Old Aweic Wirs, Myotatunto, Cutias, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Siburian, Zecklandia, Unidoria, The Militarist States of America, Cato2, Thice Frostalt, Murden, Dead Warrior Daddy, Kurvix, and 18 others.Maowi, Saturnia Tellus, Nilao, Prov, South Parter, Pland Adanna, Votokia, Penlopa, Purple Ruthenia, Primorye Oblast, Decnotixa, Northeastern Italian, Baobab-Bumbaria, Tsiamuns Velleniouss, Land of Bobtopia, Turkesbenizstan, Bruhland, and Utopian Tomorrowland.