Population | 6.144 billion |
Capital | Nice comfy chair city |
Leader | Greg |
Faith | Gregism |
Currency | Gloves |
Animal | Chair |
The The really chilly icey 🥶❄🥶 of Cold Bernie Sanders is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Greg with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.144 billion Cold Bernie Sandersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nice comfy chair city. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Cold Bernie Sandersian economy, worth 332 trillion Gloveses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Trout Farming and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,141 Gloveses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, and citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cold Bernie Sanders's national animal is the Chair, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gregism.
Cold Bernie Sanders is ranked 250,096th in the world and 8,228th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 18.9507170382 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cold Bernie Sanders's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Cold Bernie Sanders's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Cold Bernie Sanders was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Cold Bernie Sanders ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Cold Bernie Sanders's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Cold Bernie Sanders's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Cold Bernie Sanders was refounded in Osiris.
- : Cold Bernie Sanders ceased to exist in Lazarus.
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- : Cold Bernie Sanders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.