The Republic of Codename49 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its national health service, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.032 billion Codename49ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.8%.

The strong Codename49ian economy, worth 525 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,639 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Codename49's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Codename49 is ranked 167,162^nd in the world and 2,042^nd in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.53 law-abiding acts per hour.