The Queendom of Cobalt 27 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.815 billion Cobalt 27ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The very strong Cobalt 27ian economy, worth 914 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 57,826 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cobalt 27's national animal is the deer.

Cobalt 27 is ranked 145,586^th in the world and 1^st in Livonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.39 law-abiding acts per hour.