Largest Insurance Industry: 44thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59thLargest Mining Sector: 64th
The Hellish Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All Hail The Almighty Clutch Or Else!
The Almighty Clutch
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Clutch2

Population41.194 billion

CapitalClutchington
LeaderThe Almighty Clutch
Faiththe worship of Almighty Clutch

Currencytestical
Animalland pirranah

The Hellish Realm of Clutch2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Almighty Clutch with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.194 billion Clutchans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Clutch2ian economy, worth an astonishing 20,244 trillion testicals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 491,432 testicals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, there's a bustling black market for vegetables, and postcards from Clutch2ian driving test centres are popular souvenirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Clutch2's national animal is the land pirranah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the worship of Almighty Clutch.

Clutch2 is ranked 270,167th in the world and 4th in Lake golumania for Best Weather, with -3752 meters of sunlight.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 44thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59thLargest Mining Sector: 64thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 89thHighest Economic Output: 89thMost Avoided: 93rdMost Corrupt Governments: 96thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 98thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 109thMost Ignorant Citizens: 115thHighest Disposable Incomes: 128thFattest Citizens: 169thMost Primitive: 186thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 193rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 217thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 295thLargest Populations: 319thLargest Agricultural Sector: 393rdHighest Average Incomes: 404thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 549thLowest Crime Rates: 692ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 886thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 912thHighest Poor Incomes: 915thLargest Retail Industry: 1,037thMost Patriotic: 1,114thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,160thLargest Black Market: 1,307thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,361stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,616thLargest Governments: 1,716thRudest Citizens: 2,006thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,594thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4,367thMost Armed: 4,625thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,617thMost Conservative: 9,625thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,057thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,387thMost Authoritarian: 19,429th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Clutch2, postcards from Clutch2ian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Clutch2, there's a bustling black market for vegetables.
  • : Following new legislation in Clutch2, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Clutch2, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Clutch2, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Clutchington with effluent.
  • : Following new legislation in Clutch2, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Clutchington.
  • : Following new legislation in Clutch2, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Clutch2, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Clutch2, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in Clutch2, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Almighty Clutch in ermine and velvet garb.

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