Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 22nd Largest Populations: 171st
The Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?
Influence
Hegemony
Discordian King
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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CLU

Population35.192 billion

CapitalCLU CLU Land
LeaderErisson I Hastur

Currencyarcade token
Animalgrid bug

The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.192 billion CLUians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. The average income tax rate is 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient CLUian economy, worth a remarkable 9,234 trillion arcade tokens a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 262,410 arcade tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for CLUian citizenship in droves, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CLU is ranked 59,765th in the world and 1st in Discordia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,872.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22ndLargest Populations: 171stMost Cheerful Citizens: 273rdHighest Economic Output: 383rdLargest Publishing Industry: 417thSmartest Citizens: 510thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 561stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 908thHighest Disposable Incomes: 931stMost Beautiful Environments: 999thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,048thRudest Citizens: 1,301stBest Weather: 1,450thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,550thMost Cultured: 1,575thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,673rdTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,978thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,006thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,204thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,374thHighest Average Incomes: 2,450thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,581stSafest: 2,899thMost Developed: 3,028thMost Influential: 3,103rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,404thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,024thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,186thHighest Drug Use: 5,430thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,001stNudest: 8,516thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,191stLargest Governments: 10,633rdMost Secular: 10,778thMost Stationary: 11,779thLowest Crime Rates: 12,360thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,524th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CLU, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Species Extinction".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for CLUian citizenship in droves.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Drug Abuse Amelioration Act".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
  • : CLU was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.

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