The New Kingdom of Clton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles Taya with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.556 billion Cltans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cltan economy, worth a remarkable 1,372 trillion Aureas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 130,015 Aureas, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, all you have to do is pray to get into Clton, the best defense is a good fence, and commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clton's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Clton is ranked 190,034^th in the world and 8,354^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.58 law-abiding acts per hour.