The Microscopic Parking Spot of Clown Car is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bozo with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 29.149 billion Clown Carians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Big Top. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Clown Carian economy, worth a remarkable 3,294 trillion clowns a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,021 clowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Bozo, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Bozo's name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clown Car's national animal is the clown, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Clown Car is ranked 58,617^th in the world and 2^nd in Clown College for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.07 law-abiding acts per hour.