Most Secular: 2,788thLargest Retail Industry: 2,946thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,983rd
The Bovinian State of
Corporate Police State
Look what you made me do
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.752 billion

CapitalBelgian Blue City
LeaderGrandmaster Bee
FaithThe Almighty Dollar Bill

Currencyhuman life
Animal1337 CLovine

The Bovinian State of CLovidia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grandmaster Bee with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.752 billion CLovidians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgian Blue City. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The frighteningly efficient CLovidian economy, worth 346 trillion human lives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 125,766 human lives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CLovidia's national animal is the 1337 CLovine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Almighty Dollar Bill.

CLovidia is ranked 8,680th in the world and 507th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,081.59 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Secular: 2,788thLargest Retail Industry: 2,946thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,983rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,930thMost Influential: 6,049thMost Avoided: 6,830thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,680thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,379thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,656thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,274thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,731stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,876thMost Efficient Economies: 13,882ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,142ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,784thLargest Black Market: 17,137thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,652ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,691stHighest Average Incomes: 21,262ndMost Conservative: 23,955th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 79th in the regionMost Secular: 97th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 124th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 282nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 300th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 306th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 316th in the regionMost Avoided: 367th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 402nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 458th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 469th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 507th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 519th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 521st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 537th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 560th in the regionMost Extreme: 584th in the regionMost Developed: 620th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 639th in the regionMost Stationary: 676th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 712th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 729th in the region

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