The United Kingdom of Climeria is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tiago Malkian with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 816 million Climerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Climmer. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The all-consuming Climerian economy, worth 96.8 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 118,668 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

When electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Climeria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Climeria is ranked 41,236^th in the world and 1,222^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 3.98 trillion Standard Monetary Units.