The United Kingdom of Climeria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tiago Malkian with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.246 billion Climerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Climmer. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Climerian economy, worth 162 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 130,192 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, Climerian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and orphanages are practically giving children away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Climeria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Logic.

Climeria is ranked 96,338^th in the world and 3,983^rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.76 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.