Population | 6.121 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Climate Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.121 billion Climate Dragonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Climate Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,926 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and the Climate Dragonia City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Climate Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Climate Dragonia is ranked 42,768th in the world and 172nd in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,035.83674678628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Climate Dragonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Climate Dragonia, the Climate Dragonia City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
- : Following new legislation in Climate Dragonia, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Following new legislation in Climate Dragonia, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Climate Dragonia, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in Climate Dragonia, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
- : Following new legislation in Climate Dragonia, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
- : Climate Dragonia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Climate Dragonia, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
- : Following new legislation in Climate Dragonia, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Climate Dragonia City Natural History Museum.