Population | 10.219 billion |
Capital | Tardis |
Leader | Oswin |
Faith | Time Travel |
Currency | splinter |
Animal | snowman |
The Souffle Girl of Clara Oswald is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Oswin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.219 billion Clara Oswaldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tardis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Clara Oswaldian economy, worth a remarkable 2,958 trillion splinters a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 289,503 splinters, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
Truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clara Oswald's national animal is the snowman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Time Travel.
Clara Oswald is ranked 16,656th in the world and 4th in The Doctor Who Universe for Most Stationary, with 1,732.7553840914 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'.
- : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes.
- : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, most Clara Oswaldian video games are banned in other countries.
- : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, belief that Oswin is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
- : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
- : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, the 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers.