Most Subsidized Industry: 463rdLargest Gambling Industry: 576thLargest Black Market: 1,352nd
The Souffle Girl of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Seriously?
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Clara Oswald

Population10.219 billion

CapitalTardis
LeaderOswin
FaithTime Travel

Currencysplinter
Animalsnowman

The Souffle Girl of Clara Oswald is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Oswin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.219 billion Clara Oswaldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tardis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Clara Oswaldian economy, worth a remarkable 2,958 trillion splinters a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 289,503 splinters, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clara Oswald's national animal is the snowman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Time Travel.

Clara Oswald is ranked 16,656th in the world and 4th in The Doctor Who Universe for Most Stationary, with 1,732.7553840914 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 463rdLargest Gambling Industry: 576thLargest Black Market: 1,352ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,749thMost Efficient Economies: 2,346thFattest Citizens: 2,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,494thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,602ndMost Avoided: 2,665thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,883rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,242ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,960thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,295thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,323rdMost Secular: 5,233rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,534thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,133rdHighest Economic Output: 7,418thLargest Governments: 7,545thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,665thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,113thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,247thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,743rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,081stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,139thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,241stMost Stationary: 16,656thMost Influential: 17,766thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,934thSmartest Citizens: 19,214thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,381stMost Inclusive: 21,439thLargest Retail Industry: 24,677thMost Developed: 28,090th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, most Clara Oswaldian video games are banned in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, belief that Oswin is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, the 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers.

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