The Tropical Paradise of Clang Island is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Wysiwyg with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and daily referendums. The democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.177 billion Clang Islanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maia. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Clang Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,706 trillion prudoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,205 prudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clang Island's national animal is the tree frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is sun worship.

Clang Island is ranked 3,494^th in the world and 1^st in The Scandalian Alliance for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,179.34 Tourists Per Hour.