Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,310thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,063rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,113th
The Elizabethan Realm of
Corporate Police State
God Save the Queen... but Prince Harry can screw off!
Elizabeth II
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Citizen Arcane

Population12.31 billion

CapitalWestminster
LeaderElizabeth II
Faithsomething to do with Henry VIII

Currencypounding
Animalgrandchildren

The Elizabethan Realm of Citizen Arcane is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elizabeth II with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.31 billion Citizen Arcanines are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.0%.

The very strong Citizen Arcanine economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion poundings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 89,314 poundings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 646,658 per year while the poor average 3,910, a ratio of 165 to 1.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Citizen Arcane's national animal is the grandchildren, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is something to do with Henry VIII.

Citizen Arcane is ranked 158,813th in the world and 177th in Westminster for Most Average, scoring 33.53 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,310thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,063rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,113thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,042ndFattest Citizens: 9,239thLargest Black Market: 11,510thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,284thHighest Economic Output: 18,083rdLargest Welfare Programs: 19,139thLargest Retail Industry: 20,562nd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Citizen Arcane, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Citizen Arcane, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Citizen Arcane, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Citizen Arcane, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in Citizen Arcane, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Citizen Arcane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Citizen Arcane, ill and injured visitors in Citizen Arcane have to walk it off until they return home.
  • : Following new legislation in Citizen Arcane, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Citizen Arcane, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Citizen Arcane, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.

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