The Republic of Cianzshia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.83 billion Cianzshians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cianzshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,733 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,825 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, Cianzshia is renowned for its lax gun laws, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cianzshia's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cianzshia is ranked 4,284th in the world and 27th in Worlds of Colors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.28 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cianzshia, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
- : Following new legislation in Cianzshia, Cianzshia is renowned for its lax gun laws.
- : Following new legislation in Cianzshia, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
- : Following new legislation in Cianzshia, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
- : Following new legislation in Cianzshia, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
- : Following new legislation in Cianzshia, misbehaving Dodoes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
- : Following new legislation in Cianzshia, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
- : Following new legislation in Cianzshia, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
- : Following new legislation in Cianzshia, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in Cianzshia, women across the country are tying the knot.