Most Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chris Hall

Population32.982 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.982 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 26,767 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 811,586 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,667,550 per year while the poor average 40,108, a ratio of 141 to 1.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 257,519th in the world and 6,989th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 1.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19thMost Avoided: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rdLargest Mining Sector: 35thHighest Economic Output: 43rdHighest Average Incomes: 46thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 48thFattest Citizens: 50thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 50thMost Secular: 70thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 74thMost Patriotic: 82ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 87thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 118thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139thLargest Retail Industry: 155thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 241stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 282ndRudest Citizens: 461stLargest Governments: 609thLowest Crime Rates: 640thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 711thMost Armed: 978thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,541stMost Efficient Economies: 1,926thLargest Populations: 2,260thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,786thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,716thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,027thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,373rdMost Conservative: 6,232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,246thMost Stationary: 12,454thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,233rdSmartest Citizens: 14,564thMost Influential: 15,072ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,538th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 43rd in the regionLargest Populations: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 69th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 106th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 108th in the regionMost Stationary: 112th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 136th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 280th in the regionMost Conservative: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 305th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 336th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 603rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 604th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, neighboring nations are tired of Chris Hall's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.