The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.863 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 22,683 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 785,911 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,569,645 per year while the poor average 37,014, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and babysitters are a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 57^th in the world and 3^rd in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 99.13 Obesity Rate.