The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.982 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 26,767 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 811,586 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,667,550 per year while the poor average 40,108, a ratio of 141 to 1.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 257,519^th in the world and 6,989^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 1.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.