Most Devout: 980thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 990thLargest Mining Sector: 1,218th
The Grand Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Chonk Chonk
Influence
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chonk

Population2.173 billion

CapitalChonkpolis
LeaderChonk I
FaithChonk

CurrencyChonk
AnimalChonkquistador

The Grand Duchy of Chonk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chonk I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.173 billion Chonkers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chonkpolis. The average income tax rate is 85.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chonky economy, worth 620 trillion Chonks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 285,728 Chonks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, and Chonk I's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chonk's national animal is the Chonkquistador, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chonk.

Chonk is ranked 75,299th in the world and 2,201st in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.94 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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1%
Most Devout: 980thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 990thLargest Mining Sector: 1,218thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,951stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,310thMost Armed: 2,362ndTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 2,408thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,458thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,461stFattest Citizens: 2,554thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,927thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,984thLargest Retail Industry: 2,997thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,252ndLargest Black Market: 3,257thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,294thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,439thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,160thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,276thMost Avoided: 4,529thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,747thMost Efficient Economies: 5,620thNudest: 6,286thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,994thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,137thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,408thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,093rdMost Influential: 8,175thLargest Governments: 8,216thMost Cultured: 9,351stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,194thTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,168thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,929thLowest Crime Rates: 18,941stSmartest Citizens: 21,309thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,208thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,457th
Top
1%
Most Devout: 26th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 71st in the regionFattest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 100th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 112th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 139th in the regionMost Influential: 140th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 149th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 161st in the regionMost Avoided: 182nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 194th in the regionMost Cultured: 201st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 202nd in the regionLargest Governments: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 202nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 204th in the regionLargest Black Market: 204th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 240th in the regionNudest: 242nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 280th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 287th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 288th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 328th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 328th in the regionTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 405th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 431st in the regionRudest Citizens: 501st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 657th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chonk, Chonk I's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Chonk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chonk, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by.
  • : Following new legislation in Chonk, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation".
  • : Chonk endorsed The Prettiest Nation in TRR of Miss Hungary.
  • : Following new legislation in Chonk, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Chonk, lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Chonk I is spelt now.
  • : Following new legislation in Chonk, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in Chonk, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Chonk, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.

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