The Alien Invasion of Chocolate Fishies is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Supreme Fish with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.696 billion Chocolate Fishiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chocolatropolis. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chocolate Fishiesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,850 trillion Chocolate Fish a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,967 Chocolate Fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, and the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chocolate Fishies's national animal is the Chocolate Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Favoured Fish.

Chocolate Fishies is ranked 262,850^th in the world and 4^th in NewZealand for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.61 crimes per hour.