The Federated Dominion of Chirenai is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Princess Kaeleirai with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.202 billion Chireniis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saekhuri. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chirenaian economy, worth 293 trillion shards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,795 shards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas, even God cannot save you in Chirenai, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown. Chirenai's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Saeldari.

Chirenai is ranked 37,397^th in the world and 1,966^th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 43.23 quips per hour.