Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,963rdMost Rebellious Youth: 20,440thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,322nd
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Population302 million



The Community of Chillaxers is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 302 million Chillaxers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clearair. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The powerhouse Chilled economy, worth 19.3 trillion chillcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 63,778 chillcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers, Chillaxers recently decided against having a capital city, and there have been reports of people marrying housepets. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Chillaxers's national animal is the koala, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chillaxers is ranked 45,204th in the world and 1,127th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 94.14 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,963rdMost Rebellious Youth: 20,440thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,322nd
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 110th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 257th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 320th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 487th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 492nd in the regionMost Armed: 495th in the regionNudest: 506th in the regionMost Avoided: 782nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 809th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 845th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 897th in the region

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