Most Authoritarian: 7,462ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,889thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,811th
The Assamblea Espiritual of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Internal affairs vizier
Civil Rights
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Population4.468 billion

CapitalCastellum Isle
LeaderCollective Mind of Kaonashian Spirits
FaithAncient Spiritualism

CurrencySoul of Innocent and Pure Children
AnimalMother of all Puppets

The Assamblea Espiritual of Chichiyaku is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Collective Mind of Kaonashian Spirits with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.468 billion No-Faces are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castellum Isle. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kaonashian economy, worth 225 trillion Soul of Innocent and Pure Childrens a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,488 Soul of Innocent and Pure Childrens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is illegal, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chichiyaku's national animal is the Mother of all Puppets, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ancient Spiritualism.

Chichiyaku is ranked 190,031st in the world and 4th in The Snakes for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -4.69 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Authoritarian: 7,462ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,889thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,811thMost Devout: 12,040thTop
Most Conservative: 16,494thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,451st

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