The People's Republic of ChaVak is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 575 million cha'vomrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marshaypai. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse socialist Ċḥâֲֿ'Vֳāķian economy, worth 53.0 trillion valoraĵoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 92,256 valoraĵoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, graffiti graces every city's streets, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ChaVak's national animal is the sabotabby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ChaVak is ranked 45,798^th in the world and 97^th in The Internationale for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 93.79 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.