The Republic of Chauzcaulia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.847 billion Chauzcaulians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 47.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chauzcaulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,923 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 280,928 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chauzcaulia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chauzcaulia is ranked 7,117^th in the world and 111^th in Worlds of Colors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.11 law-abiding acts per hour.