Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 556thMost Subsidized Industry: 916th
The Troutocracy of
Corporate Police State
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Trout God
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Chatula

Population2.478 billion

CapitalTrout Storage Facility
LeaderTrout God
Faithtrout

Currencytrout
Animaltrout

The Troutocracy of Chatula is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Trout God with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.478 billion Chatulim are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Environment, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Education and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trout Storage Facility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Chatuli economy, worth 290 trillion trout a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 117,207 trout, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,057,782 per year while the poor average 1,579, a ratio of 669 to 1.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, Trout God signs the laws but abides by none of them, families are only permitted to have one child, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chatula's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is trout.

Chatula is ranked 248,230th in the world and 305th in Refugia for Most Cultured, scoring 51 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 556thMost Subsidized Industry: 916thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,065thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,169thHighest Crime Rates: 1,616thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,682ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,301stMost Primitive: 2,420thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,082ndMost Secular: 3,106thMost Avoided: 3,652ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,397thLargest Retail Industry: 5,012thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,289thNudest: 6,905thLargest Black Market: 7,092ndMost Armed: 8,568thMost Efficient Economies: 9,059thBest Weather: 10,004thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,017thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,218thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,792ndMost Pro-Market: 23,099th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chatula changed its national demonym to "Chatuli", its demonym adjective to "Chatuli", and its demonym plural to "Chatulim".
  • : Chatula changed its national demonym plural to "Chatula'im".
  • : Chatula changed its national demonym to "Chatulai", its demonym adjective to "Chatulai", and its demonym plural to "Chatulai".
  • : Chatula rejected a request from Lewisham for an embassy with Refugia.
  • : Following new legislation in Chatula, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Chatula, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • : Following new legislation in Chatula, Trout God signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Chatula, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Following new legislation in Chatula, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Chatula was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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