Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,456thMost Influential: 8,061stSafest: 10,344th
The The Ice Cream Addicts of
New York Times Democracy
Only the warmest heart can melt the coldest icecream
Lord Icecreme
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population2.15 billion

CapitalFloof City
LeaderLord Icecreme

AnimalVanilla Samoyed

The The Ice Cream Addicts of Charlie-Simba is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lord Icecreme with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.15 billion Charlie-Simbans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floof City. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Charlie-Simban economy, worth 127 trillion Cat-Paw-Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,292 Cat-Paw-Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Charlie-Simba's national animal is the Vanilla Samoyed, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Creamism.

Charlie-Simba is ranked 29,328th in the world and 1,143rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,286.62 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,456thMost Influential: 8,061stSafest: 10,344thBest Weather: 10,924thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,474thMost Pacifist: 13,386thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,708thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,046thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,315thNicest Citizens: 17,441stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,821stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,309thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,502ndMost Inclusive: 21,336thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,730thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,675th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionMost Influential: 133rd in the regionSafest: 215th in the regionMost Pacifist: 246th in the regionBest Weather: 259th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 283rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 302nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 333rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 343rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 346th in the regionMost Inclusive: 361st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 467th in the regionMost Cultured: 497th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 525th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 534th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 535th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 545th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 596th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 607th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 685th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 725th in the region

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