The Free Land of Chads United is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Chad Thundercock with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 924 million Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 122 trillion Chad Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,634 Chad Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, builders across Chads United are blocked up with orders for new public loos, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the porky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chads United is ranked 1,929^th in the world and 37^th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 12,180.42 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.