Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 150thMost Conservative: 225th
The Communist Utopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Chads United

Population4.777 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderGigaChad
FaithThe State

CurrencyNazi scalp
Animalkulak

The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.777 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,357 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, the Chad government claim that Chads are oppressed out of love, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 1,169th in the world and 32nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 67,133.56 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 150thMost Conservative: 225thMost Income Equality: 409thMost Secular: 522ndSafest: 564thHighest Poor Incomes: 640thMost Developed: 656thLowest Crime Rates: 669thMost Efficient Economies: 701stLongest Average Lifespans: 742ndMost Subsidized Industry: 743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 962ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,003rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,007thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,030thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,043rdBest Weather: 1,152ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,169thLargest Governments: 1,247thSmartest Citizens: 1,279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,286thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,636thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,676thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,755thMost Cultured: 1,848thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,353rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,426thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,173rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,264thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,855thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,900thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,586thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,484thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,601stHighest Economic Output: 13,959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,596th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 250th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 260th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 290th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 318th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 339th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 436th in the regionMost Stationary: 533rd in the regionMost Influential: 561st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the Chad government claim that Chads are oppressed out of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, government employees from Chads United dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.

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