Most Extreme: 2nd Most Authoritarian: 169th Most Conservative: 256th
The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work sets you free
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chads United

Population924 million

CapitalMonolith
LeaderChad Thundercock

CurrencyChad Credit
Animalporky

The Free Land of Chads United is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Chad Thundercock with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 924 million Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 122 trillion Chad Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,634 Chad Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, builders across Chads United are blocked up with orders for new public loos, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the porky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chads United is ranked 1,929th in the world and 37th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 12,180.42 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 169thMost Conservative: 256thMost Income Equality: 551stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,929thMost Secular: 2,328thLowest Crime Rates: 2,972ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,088thBest Weather: 4,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,201stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,575thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,638thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,671stMost Developed: 4,830thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,508thSafest: 5,581stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,596thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,587thLargest Governments: 6,680thHealthiest Citizens: 6,912thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,490thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,068thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,244thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,522ndSmartest Citizens: 10,760thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,783rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,212thMost Pacifist: 11,547thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,182nd
Top
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionBest Weather: 94th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 101st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 115th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 142nd in the regionMost Developed: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 161st in the regionSafest: 163rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 182nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 197th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 223rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 255th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 271st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 287th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 290th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 323rd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 392nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 406th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 471st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, builders across Chads United are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.

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