The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.766 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 1,536 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 266,452 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the well-to-do in the Rejected Realms are never on time for important appointments, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 91,306^th in the world and 2,553^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,212.78 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.