The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 8.597 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 2,547 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 296,319 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no more heroes any more, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 815^th in the world and 26^th in the Rejected Realms for Healthiest Citizens, with 36.75 bananas ingested per day.