The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.338 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,441 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of kulaks and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, there are no more heroes any more, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 698^th in the world and 25^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 98.55 on the Human Development Index.