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Chads United

Population5.766 billion

FaithThe State

CurrencyNazi scalp

The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.766 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 1,536 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 266,452 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the well-to-do in the Rejected Realms are never on time for important appointments, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 91,306th in the world and 2,553rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,212.78 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 153rdMost Conservative: 230thMost Valuable International Artwork: 410thMost Income Equality: 415thMost Secular: 445thMost Efficient Economies: 489thSafest: 537thHighest Poor Incomes: 575thMost Subsidized Industry: 613thMost Developed: 617thLowest Crime Rates: 648thLongest Average Lifespans: 695thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 844thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 885thHealthiest Citizens: 927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 964thMost Beautiful Environments: 965thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,087thLargest Governments: 1,121stSmartest Citizens: 1,137thBest Weather: 1,200thMost Cultured: 1,392ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,552ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,658thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,414thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,671stHighest Average Incomes: 2,962ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,587thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,565thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,882ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,773rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,514thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,204thHighest Economic Output: 11,339thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,498thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,270thLargest Retail Industry: 23,907th
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 51st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 218th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 275th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 286th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 376th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 428th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 457th in the regionMost Stationary: 478th in the regionMost Influential: 513th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 523rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the well-to-do in the Rejected Realms are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Chads United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, vanity is the constant enemy of dignity.
  • : Chads United was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.


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