Most Extreme: 1st Most Authoritarian: 152nd Most Conservative: 233rd
The Lucky Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work sets you free
Chad Thundercock
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chads United

Population1.328 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderChad Thundercock
FaithThe State

CurrencyChad Credit
Animalvampire porky

The Lucky Free Land of Chads United is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chad Thundercock with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.328 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 195 trillion Chad Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,455 Chad Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the vampire porky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 1,372nd in the world and 41st in the Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.09 Atheism Rate.

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Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 152ndMost Conservative: 233rdMost Income Equality: 442ndMost Secular: 1,372ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,803rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,097thBest Weather: 2,375thSafest: 2,989thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,029thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,085thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,238thMost Developed: 3,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,591stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,610thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,628thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,772ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,939thHealthiest Citizens: 4,315thLargest Governments: 4,700thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,899thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,076thSmartest Citizens: 7,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,587thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,867thTop
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Most Pacifist: 8,680thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,781stMost Efficient Economies: 10,946thHighest Average Incomes: 13,206thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,424thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,229th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionSafest: 83rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionMost Developed: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 141st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 150th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 185th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 211th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 228th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 251st in the regionMost Pacifist: 258th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 296th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 313th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 331st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 444th in the regionMost Cultured: 653rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Chad Credit mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, sushi is sold on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Chads United has found 4 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.

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