The Lucky Free Land of Chads United is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chad Thundercock with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.328 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 195 trillion Chad Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,455 Chad Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the vampire porky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 1,372^nd in the world and 41^st in the Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.09 Atheism Rate.