Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 142ndMost Conservative: 215th
The Communist Utopia of
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Chads United

Population8.597 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderGigaChad
FaithThe State

CurrencyNazi scalp
Animalkulak

The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 8.597 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 2,547 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 296,319 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no more heroes any more, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 815th in the world and 26th in the Rejected Realms for Healthiest Citizens, with 36.75 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 142ndMost Conservative: 215thMost Efficient Economies: 332ndMost Income Equality: 393rdSafest: 444thMost Secular: 448thMost Subsidized Industry: 473rdHighest Poor Incomes: 482ndMost Developed: 521stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 557thLongest Average Lifespans: 570thLowest Crime Rates: 616thMost Valuable International Artwork: 813thHealthiest Citizens: 815thMost Beautiful Environments: 881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 900thSmartest Citizens: 911thMost Cultured: 933rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 974thLargest Governments: 981stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,236thBest Weather: 1,278thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,613thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,659thMost Patriotic: 2,004thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,254thHighest Average Incomes: 2,392ndTop
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Highest Food Quality: 2,702ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,780thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,890thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,926thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,020thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,591stHighest Economic Output: 7,098thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,559thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,420thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,674thLargest Retail Industry: 14,508thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,544thMost Stationary: 20,112thMost Influential: 20,497thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,409thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,873rd
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Patriotic: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 82nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 86th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 98th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 110th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 138th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 222nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 264th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 310th in the regionMost Stationary: 333rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 347th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 350th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 429th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 535th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 626th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, people say chess victor GigaChad can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.

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