Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,618thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,917thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,134th
The Misfit Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Money makes the world go 'round.
Sir Fredrick Johnson
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population7.723 billion

LeaderSir Fredrick Johnson


The Misfit Colony of Ceylij is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Fredrick Johnson with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.723 billion Ceylijians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zavod. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ceylijian economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 145,172 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 450,325 per year while the poor average 36,032, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ceylij's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money.

Ceylij is ranked 163,184th in the world and 261st in Lands End for Most Average, scoring 32.96 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,618thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,917thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,134thFattest Citizens: 2,451stTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,690thHighest Crime Rates: 2,850thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,888thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,110thMost Avoided: 3,138thLargest Retail Industry: 5,420thLargest Mining Sector: 6,467thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,968thMost Influential: 8,405thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,776thMost Armed: 12,079thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,867thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,118thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,226thMost Efficient Economies: 15,199thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,273rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,622ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,876thHighest Economic Output: 17,682ndMost Secular: 22,008thMost Pro-Market: 22,118thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,848thMost Patriotic: 22,850th
Largest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ceylij was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Armed.
  • : Ceylij's influence in Lands End rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
  • : Ceylij relocated from Balder to Lands End.
  • : Ceylij was refounded in Balder.
  • : Ceylij ceased to exist in Lands End.
  • : Ceylij's influence in Lands End rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Ceylij's influence in Lands End fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Ceylij was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Ceylij was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Ceylij was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and Most Corrupt Governments.


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